Medical Humor: Is She Dilated?

The following is something going around on the Internet. Not sure if it really happened, but I’d like to think it did.


Doctor: Go see this patient, she’s going into active labour. I want you to check if she’s dilated or not.
Med Student: Um, okay. I will go check.

Medical student sees patient, checks the patient’s eyes, then reports back.

Med Student: Um…I think they both look pretty dilated.
Doctor: …What do you mean…both?