Medical Humor - Things You Don't Want to Hear a Surgeon Say

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Medical Humor - Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Surgeon Say

Written by Jeff W on January 16, 2008 – 6:04 pm
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Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Surgeon Say in the Operating Room

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again…
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he’s not insured?
Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “American Idol”
What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Tags: funny, Humor, jokes, medical humor

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