Medical Humor - Deep Thoughts

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Medical Humor - Deep Thoughts

Written by Jeff W on September 11, 2007 – 5:48 am
Posted in Humor |

One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make A person gain five pounds.
Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes.

Tags: funny, Humor, jokes, medical humor

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