Pre-Med Humor - Preventive Measures

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Pre-Med Humor - Preventive Measures

Written by Jeff W on August 14, 2007 – 2:37 pm
Posted in Humor |

A physics professor was explaining a complicated concept when a premed
student interrupted him.
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the young man blurted out.
“To save lives,” the professor replied.
“How does physics save lives?” the smartass student asked.
“Physics saves lives,” the professor said, “because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”

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